Here are this game's Highlights!

  • Arlyn dresses up like a beautiful elf singer to lure away a pair of goblinoids for our Murder Contract! We attempt to frame the Kobolds for this.
  • Party meets Stumpy 1 in the sewers! A Half-eaten bugbear.
  • Arlyn Assassinates Sedric in a vicious and unexpected flury of blows! Lol poor wizard.
  • Fucking Kelpie keeps charming the God Damn Party! “I just blew my load on that little girl”
  • Arlyn makes Stumpy 2, an unfortunate sailor who wants to grab her ass… She keeps his finger.
  • Turtle-Sharks DO EXIST! By god I am rethinking my stance on Santa.
  • Arlyn is killed by a barbarian who apparently can make AOO’s against wand uses.
  • Gruul is killed b/c Zyi can’t roll anything but a 1 against an Ooze.
  • We rechristen our ship… “The Slippery Maiden” BAhahahahaha!
  • Sedric is Resurrected. Shit… didnt see that one coming.
  • Arlyn thoroughly confuses everyone with her confession after being raised from the dead. “Dead or alive”
  • Zyi is ravished, raped, and eaten by an ornery dinosaur in a single round – no crit… Fucking grab/rake/pouncers.
  • Arlyn’s tactics vrs oozes is to block their slam attacks with her face. The clever strategy is countered by the oozes clever 4d6+4 damage.
  • Lister makes himself a new friend! Fatty, the artist formally known as Arlyn’s Skeletal System.
  • Zyi’s only friend in the entire world reunites with him! And dies 12 hours later…
  • Zyi, in his state of confusion, accidentally kills a newly wed couple. The party his unbelievably calm about this. Janda begins wondering if perhaps he is in with the wrong crowd.
  • Lister convinces Zyi to help the town fall. Zyi agree’s to (and in fact masterminds) the destruction of the walls surrounding Hamshanks… His slowly slipping alignment finally joins the dark side.

Here are this game's Highlights!

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